Quotes From Jade Goody From Big Brother 3. I Never Watched Any Of It, Or Any Other The Other Big Brothers, Can't Stand It- But These Are Here By Popular Demand!
• "Wirelophone."
• "I Thought Chickens Ate Cheese."
• "I'm Not Being Tictactical In Here."
• "I Love The Optical Course." [Obstacle]
• "I Like That Pink Champagne, Don Perrier." [Dom Perignon]
• "The Union Jack Is For All Of Us, But The St George Is Just For London, Isn't It?"
• "What's Asparagus? Do You Grow It?"
• "I Am Intelligent, But I Let Myself Down Because I Can't Speak Properly Or Spell."
• "It's Mona Lisa Who's Symmetrical, Innit?"
• "Rio De Janeiro, Ain't That A Person?"
• "They Were Trying To Use Me As An
Escape Goat."
• "Do They Speak Portuganese In Portugal? I Thought Portugal Was In Spain."
• "Are They Really Filming Us Out Here? I Look Like A State."
• "If You Don't Want To Be Addicted, You Won't Be Addicted. It's All In Your Mind."
• "Well If You've Got Them Ideas In Your Head, There Are Nasty Little Ideas In Your Head."
• "I Tell You Summat. If Any Of You Put Ketchup On Me I Would Smack You In The Face And I Would Be Kicked Out. I Wouldn't Care."
Jade Picks Up A Photo Of PJ On Holiday By
The Sea.
Jade: Is That Where You Live?
PJ: Yeah, Birmingham Seaside.
Jade: Have They Not Got Seaside's In Birmingham?
PJ: I Knew Someone Who Kept Pet Peacocks.
Jade: You See Those Things... Don't Think I'm Being Daft... But Them
Things That Look Like Eyes, Are They Their Real Eyes?
Tim: [Muses Cleopatra As A Daughters Potential
Name].
Jade: Ain't That Someone Who's Dead? No, That's Mona Lisa I Was Thinking
About.
PJ: [Enquires Who, In Greek Legend, Had
His Wings Burned After Flying Too Close To The Sun].
Jade: Agatha Christie!
Jade: I Know I'm From Bermondsey And I
Know That's London, But Where Is Cambridge?
Spencer: It's In East Anglia.
Jade: Where's East Angular Though? I Thought That Was Abroad.
Tim: [Suggests Jade Moves To The USA].
Jade: They Do Speak English There, Don't They?
Big Brother: Name Two Vegetables In The
Garden.
Jade: Strawberries And Spuds.
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