OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE ARSEHOLE DISORDER
WARNING: OCAD A New Disease Originally
Confined To Celebrities Such As Jamie Oliver, Jamie Theakston And Robbie Williams,
Is Sweeping Across The Country.
It Can Be Contracted From Over Exposure To Crap TV Programmes, Magazines, Music Etc.
Symptoms Include Talking Bollocks, Acting Like A Tit, And General Arseholic Behaviour.
There Is No Known Cure For Sufferers But A Good Kick In The Bollocks Might Help.
If You Know Of Any OCAD Breakouts Phone The Government Hotline 0800-OCAD
